Saturday, September 28, 2013

KAPIL SHARMA - India's funniest man!! Ask Shah Rukh Khan....




Kamal Kartik... 

Let's give Piggy Chops, some rest. Our funny man Kapil Sharma is on the high now. 'Comedy Nights with Kapil' is one of the most searched term in Google with the meter hitting almost 50,000 searches per hour. From our very own Lata Mangeshkar ji tweeting about his singing to all the biggies of bollywood appreciating his unmitigated humour, is undoubtedly making this funny man, happy. I am sure Lata ji was kidding about the chaiyyan chaiyyan part though. No wonder Kapil reacted saying, 'I was surprised to see Lata ji's tweet. :p

Our funny, happy man isn't really that happy off late. He is gutted about his show's set catching a major fire. To top it all, a tax evasion charge amounting to around Rs.60 lakhs. Seems like karela fry sprinkled over black forest cake.

Kapil can witter on just about anything under the sun, in the most whimsical and funniest way possible and still not sounding rude to anyone, except Shekhar Suman. And not to forget all the other characters of the show who extempore the whole act, off-the-cuff. The flirtatious daadi being a granny, is an irony. Eeeee!!  Ali Asgar pulls it off, brilliantly. Bitttttoooooooooo!!  Indeed a pull.


'Comedy Nights with Kapil' being one of the top rated non-fiction show in India, isn't incredulous to us at all. 

Way to go, Kapil !!

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Priyanka Chopra – from ‘desirable to dangerous’
















Priyanka Chopra – from ‘desirable to dangerous.’
MK Sinu

Move on Sunny Leone, desi girl PeeCee is the newest dangerous celebrity in the cyberspace. Thanks to her incredible popularity with the recent films (we’ll keep Zanzeer out of the list) and her crooning skills (everyone had an opinion on her abilities). So do economists. Ask three economists a question you will get five different answers. Or almost.

We liked her singing skills. Making waves with her solo singles In My City. Piggy Chops also piggybacked on Pitbull in Exotic to gain that cyberspace notoriety.

Why dangerous? The answer is simple – blame it on the celeb crazy fans. Hackers steal passwords and other personal information when a particular celebrity is searched for. And in the adrenalin rush when you search for their wallpaper, videos and or nude picture – you will be directed to malicious sites. Ergo, Priyanka is one of the top searched celeb, and news around her gravitate to malicious sites.
Close on the heels in the dangerous celebrity list is Shahrukh Khan and Salman Khan. 








Monday, September 23, 2013

Joshiy, We're waiting......



By Anoop Raj

His first film came out in 1978, and Joshiy possibly has had longest career for a director in Malayalam. Hariharan still makes important films and I V Sasi might be around, but no one has been working at the pace and delivering box office success like Joshiy. The commercial success of his films since Runway notwithstanding, Joshiy has been working for a decade with cliché filled screenplays and rehashes, and his filmmaking style was devoid of the energy seen in his best works between Nirakkoottu and Lelam. Just when Joshiy seemed to have nothing new or interesting to offer, he hits a new high with Run Babby Run, which is markedly different in terms of visual narration from Joshiy’s past films, incorporating steadicam aesthetics and Tony Scott inspired framing and cutting.

An hour into the movie and one feels Joshiy has turned many years younger. Luckily, this time he has Sachy’s screenplay that is crisp, fast, and he makes full use of R D Rajashekhar’s camera skills. No one seem to have a clear cut definition of what ‘New Gen Malayalam Cinema’ means, but it seems that the term connote a type of cinema one class of audience prefer to watch and an equally good number has no interest in. Malayalam cinema once produced many action films worth remembering, but the current divided market prohibits directors from making action films due to cost and market constraints.

Joshiy has always responded to market changes and delivered box office success. When he could not, he took breaks. When one felt we are forever stuck with Tamil-cinema inspired displays of heroism in action films, Joshiy seemed to have discovered a new market to pitch films. One has to go further to see wider possibilities.

One wish Joshiy won’t turn back to making careless elaborate skits masquerading as movies as he did over the past few years. Run Babby Run is a welcome change in terms of narration, and it is exciting to think Joshiy will proceed in similar lines. Like all Malayalam directors, Joshiy is extremely script dependent, and it is high time S N Swamy polished his skills. Now that they are in a position to command time and money to make the projects they want, we hope the veterans spend more time and care into making each film, rather than manufacture them as if on an industrial scale.

‘Salaam Kashmir’ with Jayaram and Sureshgopi is slated for release next. It was with Nair Saab that Joshiy created a box-office hit against the backdrop of Kashmir. Salaam Kashmir is touted to be a family drama with lot of twists says story writer Sethu. The movie scenes are partly set in the picturesque locations of Kashmir.

Joshiy’s penchant for action is well known - with Salaam Kashmir he is focused on wooing the family audience. The storyline promises an equal mix action, comedy, & suspense.  


Thursday, September 19, 2013

Sherlyn’s nude promotion-sutra!!





KK

Yummy Tummy, Yulp! Vidya Balan did that for promotion of her film 'Kahani'. Deepika Padukone opted the Meenamma look from Kashmir se Kanyakumari to promote her film, Chhannaaii Express! And hence, it shouldn't be surprising for any of us if Sherlyn Chopra is going all nude over social networking sites for the promotion of her film, Kamasutra 3D.

And amongst all the buzz, nobody is even talking about the hero of the movie.  His name is King Mal Khan. (The man is only incidental, stupid).  Umm..read that name again.

2 malayalees, from Kerala, are responsible for Sherlyn to stop shopping. Director Rupesh Paul and his wife Indu Menon. They themselves wrote the story and screenplay of the movie and Sherlyn's daily life too i guess. 

Sherlyn had once uploaded one of her first video clips on YouTube and almost got her hands washed off the film. Report states that Director Rupesh Paul was supposedly about to cast Hollywood star Eva Longoria or Mila Kunis. Imagine Vātsyāyana’s treatise on sex with phorein actors. And 3D at that. Or almost.

 As per reports, a written apology from Ms. Chopra did the trick. I guess.

Anyway, for now, enjoy the pic. ;) Remember, Old Spice 2010 commercial?

'I am on a horse'.


Raasleela with Guns ‘n Roses



By Kamal Kartik

'Shuddh desi romance' fits best as a title for #RanveerSingh and #DeepikaPadukone starrer #Ramleela? It’s full on desi and there is enough romance all throughout the trailer. Don't know what's Ramleela gotta do with the pissing and kissing unless we know what Ram and Leela are up to, giving us those visual treats in between.

Dhichkaoon!! The first 1 minute of the gunshots and bottle shots (?) sinking with the beat shots... umm sorry.. beat breaks .. is amazing !! Editor at his best. The music of the trailer starts with a kid pissing and ends with a pistol pissing.

We love to see a gorgeous, holding a pistol (tch! tch!). And when Deepika says, "Jigar mein matt jaa, trigger daba doongi...", i sooooo.. wanna think dirty. ;) Our boy Ranveer looks awesome too.
And i end it there. Coz' i am more interested in Deepika. Ohh Boy!!

Hawt as ever.....Sexy as never!!
When she shows terror.....you forget Leone's zipper!!
Argh! Sorry for the horror!

And they say, - "Comes a love story like no other"....yeah true!! only when pigs fly.  I don't wanna bank on that till I see the movie. For the records, the story is said to be an adaptation of Shakespeare's 'Romeo and Juliet'. Take it or lump it.  


Guys, all said and done, do watch the trailer once. It’s awesome is all i can say. And i am sure, the maker of Khamoshi, Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam, Black and Guzaarish won’t disappoint us. Let’s hope for the best. Remember the solemn music of Guzaarish? Bhansali composed it. Some loved it, others broke a sweat.  The music of Rameela is by Bhansali again.  

Dhichkaoonn! …is a musical note now.

How about pissssss for hi-hats? 

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Cheers for Miss America, Nina Davuluri !





...M K Sinu

Ignore the uncharitable tweeples referring to Davuluri milestone. There were also contra-views on blogs like "I was just glad that the winner wasn't another damn blonde!" We’ll take neither seriously, what matters is only the achievement that Nina Davuluri and America is willing to accept and celebrate her adaptation of beauty.

Nina Davuluri is the first winner of Indian descent to be crowned Miss America. Davuluri’s achievement triggered heated national debate on immigration, national identity, and who is — or should be — an American.

What makes us proud is the fact that “mana” Telugu girl from Vijaywada achieved this fete. Coming from a family of doctors, Davuluri graduated from the University of Michigan with a degree in Brain Behavior and Cognitive Science. She’s planning to apply to medical school soon. 

Her performance of a Bollywood-style dance at the Miss America pageant in a sari was described as “fun dance with plenty of energy.”

Miss Nina Davuluri. Just can’t get enough of it.

So what next?




Monday, September 16, 2013

RAGINI MMS 2… LEONE MMS no. 442


 


...Kamal Kartik

Move over ‘Horror Story’, the spooky fest continues this season with “Grab a bite of Sunny”. I bit that! Ragini MMS 2. Recently watched the trailer of the (supposedly) horror movie Ragini MMS 2. At one point of time, i felt that the trailer lacked one thing... HORROR!! And then came a lady with branches drawn on her face. And that wasn't really funny Ekta. Oh sorry, it’s a horror right? I am spooked! I will compensate that with the funnier unzipping scene. Not the shower one though. Naughty girl, we’ve also seen Alfred Hitchcock’s “Psycho” murder under shower, best-known scenes in world cinema. About the myths and legends, I’ll not talk here.  

Sunny, perhaps, will try to connect with the audience through her skills (if u read acting skills, that's your problem). Is it boring? Yes, she has succeeded in boring us again with the same set of unwieldy assets that we all are quite bored of. Did u just notice lots of words starting with 'bore'? Well, that's because the trailer is boring. And we all will soon be BORED of those assets that get flaunted in every other Bollywood movie. We have also seen them aplenty in some of our favourite 'Mom, i am solving online questionnaires' sites, since childhood.

Our Ekta is kinda smitten with horror and sex. Of course, it’s her proven forte. So what happened when she thought of putting them together? Sunny Leone's personal site got a banger. I felt Sunny is doing ads in Bollywood for her 'business prospects'. Welcome to Bollywood. Eagle having sex with Snake is ‘Business as usual.’ How foul?

Anyway, our seductress Sunny is playing a femme fatale in Kaizad Gustad's Jackpot. She has moved ooonnnn!!! Her ads still continue for her.... Ohh!! She quit. Sorry. But i am happy that she reportedly got 1 crore for her ad....umm.. movie. Damn!! Hope she uses that money for some acting classes. Gawd!! She needs it real bad.


Ragani MMS 3 anyone?

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Rammaya Vastavayya – The Song is out.




For all you ‘young tiger’ Jr. NTR fans, time to dance to a brand new music. “okkadante okkade
chikkadante chikkade
…” . This is a fan composed single track for NTR fans.  The music is composed by Hari Gaura, sung by M.L.R.Karthikeyan and Rap by Kibbyboy and the lyrics by Radha Subrahmanyam.

A glance at the sound track - a contemporary-rap mix of music that is a treat for everyone. “okkadante okkade chikkadante chikkade chikkanaina guntade ramulori manavade ramayya vasthavayya....ramayya vasthavayya….”  By the composers own admission “this song has dialogues that couldn’t be spoken and sounded fabulous when sung. The song is truly entertaining.”  A fun dance number rendered with zest and a non-stop racy rhythm. 

“Rammaya Vastavayya” the Single track is available on all online music store and Nokia & Samsung devices. Also available on iTunes.

Sill Monks Tollywood is the first to release the song on YouTube.


Whistle your way back home to “okkadante okkade ……, chikkadante chikkade….,


Saturday, September 14, 2013

The ‘Past’ and the Furious - 7


The ‘Past’ and the Furious - 7

...MK Sinu

Deepika Padukone PR agency is at the turnstile now. The reigning queen bee of ‘Bollywood’ at least by the series of hits she’s had in the last 2 years, we are made to believe that #Fast and Furious 7 makers are desperate to rope in long-legged Deepika. We believe you. Then came in the communiqué that Dippy is neck-deep with work shooting for ‘Happy New Year’ and ‘Ram Leela’. So the makers of Fast and Furious 7 are apparently Furious. We believe even that.

We all love this once in a while. Our desi stars moonlighting in Hollywood. A decade ago or so, the phenomenon started to spread its roots. First on the list was Sushmita Sen, at least if our collective memory is serving us right. No it is not serving us right, it was Persis Khambatta. Remember Star Trek (the motion picture). My research on Google shows she was also considered for the title role in #James Bond film Octopussy.

Blame it on the Page 3 onslaught. We never complained when one morning with the regular ‘politics-violence-business-sports’ spread had a svelte colourful companion in each city. And a colour spread at that! When the updates on the moods and manias of the movies stars was getting a little nauseating. The PR agencies of these stars were keeping tab.  Let’s accept this now we are in a star-struck nation, we do treat them as high-ranking entities however insouciant they appear to be.

We had a whole lot of other to follow suit. Any star worth his or her make-up made this lofty claim of ‘connecting to an agent in Hollywood’. We too watch English movies, and we know how many of them have shown and what screen time they’ve had.  From Bride and Prejudice 2004 to #Pink Panther in 2009 Aishwarya Rai’s outings were mostly commercial clinkers. Barring one spicy scene in ‘Mistress of Spice.’ So her razzmatazz was short lived.

Even Mallika Sherawat also jumped on to the bandwagon with here slithery act in Hisssss! Eeeeeish. Well then it was a Hindi crossover film. Whatever crossover meant?  Last heard a wannabe in tinsel town lament on Hollywood films.  “A certain no to dark and uneasy stuff please…, unless it has good sex.” That pouting expression on the starlet was intact.

Our own hirsute Anil Kapoor hobnobbed in couple of Hollywood enterprise. Danny Boyle’s Slumdog Millionaire and who can forget the perennially randy buffoonery act in Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol. It was total ‘nai re babaaa...’ act. 

On a parting note we all know how ruthless the production studios are in Hollywood. We’ll not even talk about the unchecked profiteering and ideological corruption.
Who’s next in the line?

Monday, September 9, 2013

Vaaraahi Chalana Chitram Announces Production No. 3 & 4 - Co Produced by SillyMonks




A big day for Silly Monks Cinema, A Dream Boat Entertainment P Ltd. company announcing it's foray into film production. Managing Director of the company, Sanjay Reddy, announced the joint venture between Vaaraahi Chalana Chitram and Silly Monks Cinemas today at the puja of Production no 3 & 4 of Vaaraahi Chalana Chitram Makers of award winning film Eega/Makhi.At this occasion Sai Korrapati (Vaarahi Chalana Chitram)  announced the launch of 2 movies under his banner Vaaraahi Chalana Chitram. Known for giving quality entertainment.

Production No 3. is being directed by Srinivas Avasarala, a season actor who is making his debut as the Director with this film.Music is by Kalyani Koduri. The movie is a romcom, promising romance & tickle in the tummy. 

Production No.4 is being directed by Srinivas Gogineni. This movie is an action drama and has all the ingredients of a commercial entertainer. 

Sai Korrapati as per his own admission says “I want to give the benefits of entertainment to the last mile viewer.

Silly Monks A Dream Boat Entertainment P Ltd is into Digital content distribution apart from Infilm brand integration, Marketing, Merchandise & Music.

Production No. 3
Director – Srinivas Avasarala
Music Director – Kalyani Koduri
Lead – Nag Shouriya
Lyrics by Anant Sriram

Production No. 4
Director – Srinivas Gogineni

Friday, September 6, 2013

TOOFAN (Zanjeer Telugu) Film Review

Toofan (Telugu)







Well any comparison to the original cult classic with be will be obvious but we’ll try to step out of the zone and take an objective look.

The dangling horse-hanging bracelet has given way to the tattoo as a moniker for revenge. Vijay Khanna insomniac stretches of a hood-wearing horse-mounted bête noire dream are punctuated throughout the narrative. Coming to the plot ACP Vijay Khanna (Ram Charan) high-handedness lands him in more transfer than any other honest cop. So he hops. And the last leap is from Hyderabad to Mumbai. His fault – takes head-on a menacing ruling politician. His next transfer is to Mumbai.

Enter Mala (Priyanka Chopra) with a foot-thumping number followed by shots-guzzling introduction - She is a USA returned, here in India to attend her friend’s wedding. Mala is the sole witness to a brutal murder of a government official. ACP Vijay has the task cut out to nab the culprit, while his sleepless nights give us clue to the main plot.  

Sher Khan (Sreehari) pitches in with his convincing act and buddy to ACP after the initial face off.
Enter Teja (Prakash Raj) the kingpin in the oil mafia enterprise. Sauvé and nattily dressed who live in a gigantic, magnificently designed luxury mansion with his gun moll played by Mahi Gill. Teja is less menacing and more of laughter-inducing don with playboy mystique. The humor is softer and not over-the-top.

Mumbai’s shady and dark landscape has been created atmospherically perfect and the action, nice and tight especially, the scene where ACP drives down the uphill blowing up hovels. The Ganesh pooja celebrations and the Muharram scenes (stock films) are mixed with the action scenes perfectly.  While you enjoy the action fest, sense dawns on us if the plot squandered itself amid the narrative bloat.

Ram Charan’s act of angst ridden angry young man needs appreciation with good acting sparks. Priyanka Chopra is impressive despite the limited role. Prakash Raj’s part goofy, part menacing act just past the muster. 

Don’t think the music will entice you to tap toes. As for the dialogue, it certainly is in sync with the dramatic bombardment. Few smartly written lines draws chuckle. 


Apoorva Lahkia’s attempt to deliver a unique vision with remake of a classic goes amiss somewhere. Hard to figure out where. Because audiences would love to discover new appreciations on classics.

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Toofan’ – Storm in a ‘t’ cup 
(ZANJEER / TOOFAN)
by m k sinu

Prime time television today gives stars to schmooze their way to film publicity. Everything is well orchestrated. Promotion is not on-your-face. Studios have smartened up the act in marketing films. Smarter cousin, the ubiquitous Social Media gives you blitzkrieg of updates on the film. Be that as it may. We’ll start with another time when publicity was a scarce commodity and highly priced.

Circa1973. Amitabh Bachchan was at the cusp of being catapulted in superstardom status. The 70’s was a time of political turmoil. Anger on the street was the prevailing story of the times. It cut across other fault lines: Celluloid 1973 creation of an honest police officer fighting the corrupt system using crooked means found many takers ‘Zanjeer’ the movie was born out of that angst. Amitabh – the tall and lanky young man who thought of giving up on films got his place under the sun. For any one of our waking memory no star commanded this kind of hysterical fan following thru the mid 70’s till now. Publicity was organic to his films and stardom.

Forty years later new age film director Apoorva Lakhia after apprenticed with Hollywood directors and after on-off success in Bollywood; after courting controversies from the writer duo Salim-Javed, remade Zanjeer; backed by deep-pocketed studio and distributors. His economics was right make a bilingual. Choose a star from south. They zeroed in on a Telugu star, after all Tollywood rakes in INR 1200 Crores annually. Mount that on the Hindi market pegged at INR 20,000 Crores. Dub it into other south Indian languages minus the state with moratorium. So there, you have your maths.

Enter Ram Charan with ‘Toofan’ (Telugu version of Zanjeer). 2013 – Here again, we live in times of revulsion. Anger has become cliché for the common man taking everything with a stoical shrug. Our hero has a task cut out – to fight the oil mafia. Slippery turf, anyone?

Will it stir the same emotions in movie goers that did 40 years ago? You’ll get the answer this Friday (tomorrow). A star who is strictly wooden with his expressions. His DNA perfectly studded with Chiranjeevi’s dance moves. Who has had 1 super hit and other films of his concocted for no express purpose but to make mega-bucks. Ergo, by Tollywood standards you have an adjective laden ‘Mega Power Star’ Ram Charan. And to the merchants of Mumbai, they have a cash cow.

National channels have given prime time weekend TRP generating shows for publicity. A gleeful Ram Charan with spunky Priyanka Chopra did rounds. Priyanka painfully superfluous – may be that was the brief from the PR machinery. Ram Charan strictly monosyllabic, in English. Last heard, his voice in the Hindi version has been dubbed by impeccable Hindi speaking dubbing artist. Else imagine a dialogue with a caricaturized Telugu twang “Jab tak baitneko na kahe, sharafat se khade raho. Yeah police station hai thumare baap ka ghar nahi”. Nevertheless the explosive mix ready-to-take flight hero and an established female lead kept us engaged on TV. No one complained. For a change Ram Charan did not regale in caustic flourish he usually does with Telugu media. He actually can’t. The stakes are high this time. 

With 50% of Tollywood theatrical collection from the Nizam territory and the other half from CEDED and Andhra collectively. Factor in the tempers running high with the ongoing political turmoil - we’ll have to wait and watch if this ‘Toofan’ will kick up a storm or Zanjeer’d or set the cash registers ringing.